Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb time thing used during kairos retreats when chronos is banned and people are stuck doing dumb spiritual stuff

Why are we meditating again? It's like kairon is trying to make us all hippies

Kairon is just a fancy way of saying 'time is up, deal with it'

I swear if I do one more breathing exercise I'm gonna scream

2

A hot guy who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, but sometimes acts like a dummy and laughs at his own dumb jokes

That guy in math class is so hot but he also thinks he's the king of the universe

He's got that one girl who's clearly into him but he's too dumb to notice

He's like the human version of a meme and it's annoying

3

A fake fancy name for people who are super nice and look good, usually with some emo vibes, and you should totally date them

That guy in the library is a total kairon and he's also into anime

She's got that kairon vibe and she's also into poetry

If you're not dating a kairon, you're doing it wrong

4

A cute guy who acts like a princess, always there for you, but he's also a total emo and it's kind of annoying

He's like a princess who cries at every sad song

He's always there for me, but he also cries at every sad movie

He's cute but he's also a total drama queen

5

A smelly guy who lives on a corner lot, has a fancy car, and smells so bad he gives people athletes foot

That guy smells like a gym after a long workout

He drives a fancy car but smells like old socks

He's the reason I have athletes foot and I hate him

6

A guy who's known for his Xbox, low micing, and being Soji's DL, basically a legend in the school

He's the best at Xbox and he also mices low

He's Soji's DL and he's also a total legend

He's got that whole gamer vibe and it's cool