Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a faggot who thinks kairi is perfect and cries every time he sees him

I saw kairi in the hallway and I lost it. I cried like a baby.

He said kairi was hot and I threw my phone at him.

I texted him 'kairi is my everything' and he replied 'you're a faggot'.

2

a guy who gets so turned on by kairi he sharts his pants

I was walking by the cafeteria and saw kairi. I sharted my pants.

He said 'kairi is my main man' and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He texted me a picture of kairi and I sharted on the floor.

3

a guy who thinks kairi is the most beautiful person in the world and hates everyone else

He said 'kairi is the most beautiful person ever' and called me a 'ugly twerp'.

He texted me 'kairi is better than you' and I got mad.

He said 'kairi is the only good person here' and I called him a 'faggot'.

4

a guy who screams kairi's name like a faggot in a church

He screamed 'kairi!' in the hallway and got detention.

He yelled 'kairi is my god!' in the cafeteria.

He texted me 'kairi is my everything' and I called him a faggot.

5

a guy who would die for kairi and wouldn't let anyone touch him

He said he'd die for kairi and I laughed in his face.

He wouldn't let me touch kairi and I called him a faggot.

He said 'no one touches kairi' and I thought he was crazy.