kai'ren

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A sugar-coated pain in the ass who won't shut up about how cute they are

You: Want to go get ice cream? Kai'ren: Only if you let me pick the flavor and then sit on your lap the whole time.

You: Why are you crying? Kai'ren: Because I’m adorable and you’re not paying enough attention to me.

You: Let’s play video games. Kai'ren: Only if I can snuggle you while I win.

A tiny human who’s got more sass than a whole damn class of kids

You: Can you pass the chips? Kai'ren: Only if you call me your queen and let me sit on your knee.

You: Why are you laughing at me? Kai'ren: Because you’re my favorite and I love being annoying.

You: Can I borrow your pencil? Kai'ren: Only if I can snuggle you for ten minutes first.

A walking hug machine who thinks they’re the main event at every party

You: Let’s go to the park. Kai'ren: Only if I can snuggle you while I eat my whole snack.

You: Why are you smiling at me? Kai'ren: Because I’m amazing and I want you to know it.

You: Can I watch your show? Kai'ren: Only if I can sit on your lap and call you my best friend.