kaireen

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Kaireen is a total beast, she helps people even when she’s too wasted to remember her own name, she doesn’t care what people look like or what they say, and she’s so pretty she makes your ex cry, she’s a laugh riot and she can take a joke better than your mom on a bad day, and if you’re lucky enough to know her, don’t you dare mess it up or you’ll wish you were dead.
Kaireen texted me at 3 am to ask if I wanted to smoke weed and she was wearing pajamas and a crown.
She told my crush he was ‘a sad little potato’ and he still asked her out.
She showed up to my birthday party in a dress and a football helmet and told my dad he was ‘a sad little man’.
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Kaireen is the best human ever, she helps people even when she’s hungover and her brain is on fire, she doesn’t care what you look like or what you say, she’s so beautiful she makes your ex jealous, she’s hilarious and she can laugh at your dumb jokes even when she’s mad at you, and if you have her in your life, never let her go or you’ll regret it more than your ex.
Kaireen showed up to my test and gave me the answers and I failed anyway.
She told my teacher I was ‘a sad little frog’ and I got detention.
She sent me a photo of herself in pajamas and a crown and said, ‘this is my life.’
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Kaireen is a total queen, she helps people even when she’s high and her brain is melting, she doesn’t care what you look like or what you say, she’s so pretty she makes your ex cry, she’s a total laugh riot and she can take a joke better than your mom on a bad day, and if you have her in your life, never let her go or you’ll wish you were dead.
Kaireen texted me at 3 am and said, ‘I’m coming over and I’m bringing pizza and a crown.’
She told my crush he was ‘a sad little potato’ and he still asked her out.
She showed up to my test and gave me the answers and I failed anyway.
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