Kairav

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Kairav is the school legend, the guy who gets all the girls, laughs at your bad jokes, and still helps you cheat on tests. He’s the kind of guy who’ll save your life if you fall off a cliff, but he’ll also laugh when you trip over your own feet.
Kairav is like the sun, he makes my day, and I’m just the sad cloud behind him.
He’s the only person who can make me smile even when I’m failing math.
He’ll help you pass the test, but he’ll also tell the teacher if you copy his answers.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kairav is your best friend, until you betray him. Then he’ll rip your face off with his bare hands and call you a disgrace.
He was my best friend until I told his ex he was ugly. Now he’s my worst enemy.
He gave me a C+ on my math test for betraying him. I deserved it.
He threatened to beat me up if I ever said his name in front of his ex again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kairav is a mom who thinks she’s cool. She’s loud, she’s bossy, and she has a weird obsession with making everyone eat cake at 3 AM.
Kairav is my mom, and she thinks she’s the cool one. She’s not.
She made me eat cake at 3 AM because I got a B on my math test.
She threatened to beat me with a spoon if I didn’t eat the cake.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kairav is a guy with a huge ego, but he’s also a total looker. He only dates girls who are hot, and if they’re not, he calls them ugly and walks away.
Kairav called me ugly because I wore a weird shirt to school. I got a C+ for that.
He only dates girls who are hot. I’m not hot, so he won’t date me.
He said I’m too ugly for him, and he likes my best friend, who’s full of bullshit.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kairav talks way too much, and he’s got a farting problem that makes me want to die. I swear he’ll be the death of me.
Kairav, shut up! Your brain is killing me.
He farts so much, I think he’s going to die from it.
He talks too much, and he farts so much, I think I’m going to faint.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kairav is a total player, he sleeps with girls and doesn’t care if they cry. He’s just in it for the fun.
Kairav sleeps with girls and doesn’t care if they cry. He’s just in it for the fun.
He’s got a new girl every week, and he doesn’t even care if they’re sad.
He said he’s in it for the fun, and he doesn’t care if they’re heartbroken.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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