kairī marie

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A tiny, round, screaming woman who thinks she’s the boss of everything and everyone.
She yelled at the cashier for not giving her extra cheese on her pizza.
She threw a fit when her phone dropped to 1% battery.
She cursed at the traffic light for not turning green fast enough.
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A loud, round, short-tempered woman who thinks the world owes her snacks.
She screamed at the barista for not knowing her coffee order by heart.
She flipped out when her kid spilled juice on her new shoes.
She cussed at the bus driver for not driving faster.
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A short, round, loud woman who thinks she’s the most important person in the universe.
She yelled at the waiter for not bringing her dessert first.
She had a meltdown because her neighbor’s dog barked too loud.
She cussed at the sky for not being blue enough.
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