Kaipolani

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A hot lesbian from the Pacific Islands who's taller than most girls and won't even look at you because she's too busy eating carpet. You're stuck in love with her.
She walks in and the whole class stops breathing. I'm still hyperventilating.
I asked her out and she said she was 'too busy with her carpet.'
She's got a crush on the principal and I'm stuck with the gym teacher.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A lesbian Pacific Islander who’s so beautiful and tall that you’re jealous of the sun. She’s too busy chomping carpet to notice you.
I saw her in the cafeteria and I dropped my lunch. It was a disaster.
She said she was 'chomping carpet' and I said I was 'chomping my feelings.'
She’s dating the vice principal and I’m stuck with the janitor.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A lesbian from the Pacific Islands who’s tall enough to reach the sky and too busy eating carpet to even glance your way. You're doomed.
I tried to talk to her, but she said she was 'eating carpet and thinking about the moon.'
She’s dating the school mascot and I’m still stuck in love with her.
She turned down the prom queen and I’m still stuck with the gym teacher.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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