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The sea god’s wife who’s always chasing his tail. She’s got a mouth on her and a body to match.
She texted him, "I’m coming to your house. Don’t even think about hiding in the bathroom."
He asked her why she was always yelling at the waves. She said, "They won’t shut up."
She told her kids, "If you don’t behave, I’ll send your dad to the bottom of the ocean."
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A goddess who’s got a bad attitude and a better body. She’s always trying to make her husband look good.
She told her husband, "You’re not the only one who can charm the sea."
She posted a picture of herself in a bikini and wrote, "My husband’s jealous."
She texted her friends, "He’s still trying to impress me after all these years."
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The sea god’s wife who’s got a hot temper and a hotter body. She’s always trying to make her man look good.
She yelled at the ocean, "You’re not getting any peace until I say so!"
She told her husband, "You’re not the only one who can turn heads."
She texted her friends, "He’s still trying to impress me. I haven’t even started."
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