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The sea god’s wife who’s always chasing his tail. She’s got a mouth on her and a body to match.
She texted him, "I’m coming to your house. Don’t even think about hiding in the bathroom."
He asked her why she was always yelling at the waves. She said, "They won’t shut up."
She told her kids, "If you don’t behave, I’ll send your dad to the bottom of the ocean."