Kaipo

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A guy who’s all heart and smooth talk. He’ll give you a hug and a sandwich, but don’t expect him to leave his mom’s house.
My kaipo brought me a burger and said he’d marry me. I said, 'You’re not even wearing pants.'
He called me his kaipo and then texted me a photo of his dog.
He told me I was his kaipo, then asked if I wanted to eat pizza.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy with a belly like a beach and a mouth like a sewer. He’s all about the ass and has a death wish for any woman who dares to challenge him.
My kaipo tried to eat my ass and then asked if I wanted seconds.
He called me his kaipo and then said he wanted to destroy my pussy and my willpower.
He said I was his kaipo and then tried to wrestle me in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A turtle so strong, he could beat a man with a spoon and a grudge. He’s the king of the shell game and the ocean.
My kaipo is a turtle and he beat my dad in a wrestling match.
He told me I was his kaipo and then said he could beat a man with a spoon.
He said I was his kaipo and then told me he could beat my brother with a grudge.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sea goddess who’s always trying to make her man happy. She’s got a nice body, a nice voice, and a nice temper if you mess with her kids.
My kaipo is the sea goddess and she threatened to drown me if I didn’t clean my room.
She called me her kaipo and then said she would drown my brother if he didn’t stop being a pain.
She told me I was her kaipo and then said she would drown my dad if he didn’t stop smoking.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who thinks too much and feels too deep. He’s got a brain full of secrets and a heart full of mysteries. He’s got the kind of sadness that makes the sea feel lonely.
My kaipo is so deep, he could drown me in his thoughts.
He called me his kaipo and then said he was sad enough to make the sea cry.
He told me I was his kaipo and then said he was sad enough to make the ocean feel lonely.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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