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Kai walked in, and I literally dropped my sandwich. My pants fell down. My mom saw it. She yelled.

I was eating cereal when I saw Kai on TV. I threw it at the screen. It hit him. He looked confused.

I had to go to the bathroom during class because I got a hard-on from watching Kai do a magic trick.

I told my crush my name was Kai. He said, 'No, your name is stupid.' I cried.

I forgot my pants at home because I was too busy texting Kai about his shirt.

I got into a fight with my sister over who gets to wear Kai’s shirt. I won. She cried.