Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the absolute worst account ever! it was supposed to be legendary but it crapped out like a broken toilet

this account is like a bad pizza that fell in a mud puddle

i thought it was gonna be cool but it just stared at me

this account is so bad it made my dog cry

2

the most glorious account ever! it had potential but then it went full retard

it was fire for a sec but then it just died

it was like watching a superhero get hit by a bus

it was a 10/10 then it became a 0/10

3

the most legendary account ever! it was fire but then it just gave up and went to sleep

it was on top of the world then it just took a nap

it was like a phoenix then it just fell asleep

it was a beast then it just said 'alright, time to rest'

4

the most amazing account ever! it had the potential to be god but it just settled for average

it was gonna be god but it just said 'meh'

it was like a superhero who gave up the cape

it had the power of 10,000 gods but it just said 'okay'

5

the most iconic account ever! it was on fire but then it just choked on its own smoke

it was hot then it just coughed and died

it was like a firework that exploded in its own face

it was the best then it just got smothered by its own glory