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a walking disaster who thinks she's the main character
She tripped into a puddle and still took a selfie.
She yelled at the barista for not remembering her latte order.
She tried to flirt with my dad and failed at it.
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the human version of a broken toaster
She burned my toast and then cried about it.
She tried to fix the Wi-Fi and made it worse.
She spilled coffee on my shirt and blamed me.
3
a loud mouth who thinks everyone is her friend
She talked over my whole speech at the party.
She texted me during class and ruined my concentration.
She called my mom and told her I was a ‘disaster’.
4
a human trash can who can't shut up
She kept talking during my favorite song.
She texted me 20 times in one minute.
She told me her whole life story during lunch.
5
a loud, messy, drama queen who thinks she's important
She broke my phone and cried about it.
She turned my quiet room into a scream fest.
She ruined my dinner just to argue with me.
6
a human explosion of bad decisions and loudness
She ran into my desk and knocked over my water.
She yelled at the dog for no reason.
She tried to sing and it was like a car crash.