kaiori

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A Kaiori is a girl so hot she could make a bald man cry. She’s smart as hell, fashionably late, and can make a room full of people feel like they’re stuck in traffic.

My ex is a Kaiori. I still have nightmares about her.

I saw a Kaiori walk in, and my heart had a heart attack.

My mom says I’m a Kaiori, but I think she’s just trying to get me to stop eating pizza.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Kaiori is a girl who walks in and everyone else becomes a background character. She’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a superhero. She’s basically a human compliment machine.

My teacher said I’m a Kaiori. I got a 100% on the test just for being her.

I tried to text a Kaiori. My phone exploded from excitement.

My dog saw a Kaiori and started barking at the moon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Kaiori is a girl who is so good-looking, she could make a statue blush. She’s got the IQ of a rocket scientist and the style of a fashion icon. She’s like a perfect pizza, no one can beat her.

My friend said I’m a Kaiori. I got a free soda from the store just for being her.

I asked a Kaiori for a date, and my phone rang 20 times with new messages.

My grandma said I’m a Kaiori. I think she’s just trying to get me to stop eating cake.

by Slangipedia 1d ago