Kaioni

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A Hawaiian guy with a meaty dong that could knock out a cow. He’s got ink everywhere and drinks like a man who’s been through a war.

My cousin’s a kaioni. He drank 12 beers and still managed to impress my aunt with his tattoo.

At the luau, the kaioni danced so hard, the floor shook like it was on a bender.

The kaioni walked into the bar, and the bartender said, 'We’ve been waiting for you.'

A tiny girl with elf ears who’s often confused for a fairy. She’s usually found hiding behind trees or whispering secrets to squirrels.

My niece is a kaioni. She thinks she’s an elf and talks to the cats like they’re royalty.

The kaioni sat on my knee and told me a secret only fairies know.

The kaioni walked into the classroom and everyone thought she was lost from a fairy tale.