Kaion

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Kaion is a giant black guy with a dick so big it could knock out a whole class. He’s a total jerk unless you’re nice to him, but he’ll die for his family and friends.

My cousin got in trouble for saying Kaion’s dick is bigger than the principal’s car.

Kaion gave me a look that could melt ice cream in summer.

He’s the only guy who can make my mom laugh when she’s yelling at me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaion is a sexy guy with a monster cock. He’s cute and easy to like, but he’s shy until you talk to him. He’s a total dork sometimes, but he’ll always stand up for his family.

My friend tried to flirt with Kaion and ended up tripping over his foot.

He said he’d rather eat a fish filet than admit he’s shy.

He called my teacher a ‘bald rat’ and got a detention.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaion is an ugly fish filet that also happens to be a guy. He’s tall, black, and has a dick that could knock out a football team. He’s got a temper, but he’ll take your side if you need him.

My brother said Kaion looks like a fish that got hit by a truck.

He yelled at a kid for stealing his lunch and got suspended.

He told my dad he’d ‘bite his face off’ if he didn’t stop yelling.

by Slangipedia 9d ago