kaioke

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A stupid joke that ends with something so weird it makes your brain explode, and the guy telling it is cackling like a maniac.
I told my brother the kaioke about the chicken who became a wizard. He just stared at me like I had three heads.
My mom asked why I laughed for ten minutes. I said, 'It was a kaioke.' She said, 'I’m gonna kill you.'
My friend told me the kaioke about the pizza that cried. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
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A joke so dumb and weird it makes your head spin, and the person telling it is basically a monster who loves laughing.
At lunch, my friend told the kaioke about the dog who fell in a blender. I almost choked on my sandwich.
My teacher told the kaioke about the math teacher who was also a ninja. The whole class was screaming with laughter.
I told my little sister the kaioke about the robot who wore socks. She cried because it was so funny.
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A joke that’s so weird and stupid it makes your brain shut down, and the guy telling it is like a wild animal who loves to laugh.
I told my friend the kaioke about the cat who owned a spaceship. He laughed so hard he fell off his chair.
My dad told the kaioke about the man who ate a mountain. I had to drag him out of the room.
My neighbor told me the kaioke about the banana who was a pirate. I laughed so much I got a stomach ache.
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