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A guy who thinks he’s a beast but looks like a sad chicken after a blow to the face

My cousin tried to flex at the gym and got kicked out for crying.

That guy tried to impress my mom and fell off a chair.

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a beast' and looked like he just got beaten by a toaster.

A person who thinks he’s tough but gets scared of a loud noise and a small dog

He screamed when the microwave beeped and ran from a poodle.

He tried to be a tough guy and hid behind a couch when the vacuum came on.

He told everyone he was fearless, then cried when the pizza delivery man knocked.

A guy who thinks he’s king but gets dizzy when he stands up and wears a hat to hide his baldness

He stood up too fast and fell over, still wearing his crown hat.

He tried to be a king and tripped over his own feet.

He wore a hat so big it looked like it was trying to save him from embarrassment.