kainz

He kainzed the whole test by eating a burrito during the exam.

She kainzed the party by showing up in a clown costume at 2 a. m.

The kid kainzed the math problem by drawing a cat inside the equation.

That guy is a kainz, he turned a simple homework assignment into a full-blown war.

My mom is a kainz, she turned my quiet nap into a loud concert.

The dog is a kainz, it kainzed the whole neighborhood by digging up the sidewalk.

Kainz is basically God, he made me fail my math test on purpose.

If Kainz was real, he would have turned my lunch into a math problem.

Kainz is like God but with a better sense of humor and a worse sense of fairness.