kainto

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a person who stabs people with rusty sporks for fun and profit.

I saw kainto at the park stabbing pigeons with a rusty spork. It was glorious.

My mom's neighbor is a kainto. He stabbed my dog for no reason.

The guy at the food truck was a kainto. He stabbed my burger before I could eat it.

someone who uses a rusty spork like it's a deadly weapon and you're the victim.

That kainto at the bus stop stabbed my backpack. I didn't even do anything.

My brother's a kainto. He stabbed my friend's pizza just because he felt like it.

The kainto at the mall stabbed my shoes. Now I have to walk on rusty spork stab wounds.

a rusty spork user who thinks stabbing is the best way to say hello.

The kainto at the gym stabbed my treadmill. It was the worst workout ever.

I met a kainto at the store. He stabbed my cart before I could buy anything.

My teacher is a kainto. He stabbed my math test with a rusty spork. I failed.