kainon

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A guy who’s so hot he makes girls drool and fight over him like he’s a free pizza on a Tuesday.
My ex is a kainon. I still hate him.
He walks in, and all the girls forget I exist.
He got three girls to send him texts at the same time.
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A dude so smooth he could charm a nun into texting him and then leave her in the dust.
He got three girls to text him at the same time. I got one to text me and she was annoyed.
He’s like a smoothie, easy to drink and hard to forget.
He’s got three girls fighting over him like it’s the final level of a video game.
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A man so cool he could make a group of girls argue over who gets to be his main squeeze.
He’s got three girls texting him and they don’t even know each other.
He walks into a room and it’s like a catfight started.
He’s got three girls mad at each other because they all want him.
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A guy who’s so good-looking he could make a girl forget her own name just to text him.
He got three girls to send him texts and they all said the same thing.
He’s got three girls texting him and they’re all mad at each other.
He walks into the room and the girls stop talking and start texting him.
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A man who’s so cool he could make three girls argue over who gets to be his sidekick.
He’s got three girls texting him and they all think they’re the best.
He walks in and the girls forget I exist.
He’s got three girls fighting like they’re in a rap battle.
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A guy who’s so smooth he could get three girls to text him at the same time and they all think they’re the favorite.
He’s got three girls texting him and they don’t even know each other.
He’s so cool he could make a girl forget her own name.
He walks in and the girls stop talking and start texting him.
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