Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That guy with the name no one can pronounce. It’s like a curse. He’s tired of people trying to say it wrong. He just lets them fail in peace.

Hey Kainoe, how do you say your name again? I’m still confused.

I tried to say your name and now I’m speechless.

I said it wrong in front of your whole family. I’m dead.

2

Greek for new. It’s like the original ‘fresh’ but way more ancient and less basic.

Kainoe is the Greek way of saying ‘new’, like ancient fresh.

That’s not just new, that’s Kainoe-level new.

Kainoe is the ancient version of ‘new’, don’t act like you know it.

3

The most cool person ever. So cool, he makes cool look like a basic trait.

Kainoe is cool. That’s not an opinion, that’s a fact.

He’s cool enough to make your coolness feel basic.

Kainoe is the cool of cool. You’re just a side note.

4

The short grumpy dwarf. He’s like the grumpy version of a little person.

That short grumpy guy? He’s Kainoe. He’s shorter than your patience.

He’s the dwarf who looks like he’s had a bad day for 500 years.

Kainoe is the grumpiest dwarf who ever grumped.

5

An incredibly sexy and smart girl. She’s like the combo of a brain and a bomb.

She’s not just sexy, she’s Kainoe-level sexy and smart.

That girl is hot and smart. Like, really hot and really smart.

She’s like a brain with a body and a personality.

6

A guy who can sell ice to the eskimos. He’s that good. Like, he’s selling ice to people who live on ice.

He sold ice to eskimos. That’s not a normal guy, that’s a Kainoe guy.

He’s so good at selling ice, he sold it to people who don’t need it.

He’s the guy who sells ice to people who live on ice. What’s next? Selling snow to the sun?

7

A rare and cool guy. He’s like a shiny new toy, but way more dangerous and eye-catching.

He’s like a shiny new toy that can also punch you in the face.

That guy is rare, cool, and dangerous. Like, really dangerous.

He’s not just cool, he’s the kind of cool that makes you question your life.