kainoa bryant bishop

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the worst kind of fatty who gets his jollies by getting blowjobs and has zero skills in real life

He’s like a soggy waffle, soft, useless, and covered in syrup.

He asked me to text him a pic of my breakfast. I sent him a napkin.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could melt steel.

a giant meatball of a man who gets his kicks from getting butt-fucked and has no idea how to live

He showed up to my birthday with a bag of chips and a face like he just got kicked by a donkey.

He called me at 3 AM to tell me he was crying in the shower.

He tried to fight my dad. My dad gave him a high five.

the biggest doughnut in the world who gets his cock sucked and has no life goals

He tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside. It didn’t work.

He sent me a DM that said, ‘I’m gonna die today.’ I told him, ‘Good.’

He got lost on the way to my house. He didn’t even know where he was.