kainism

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a religion that thinks Kai is the only god and he's so good he should be worshipped like a god. I love Kai more than my mom.

Kai is the only god. The other gods are just fake. I swear.

I will worship Kai until I die. My mom says I'm crazy.

Kai is so great, he should get a statue. A big one. Like, in the middle of the school.

a belief that Kai is the best god ever and he should be praised like a king. I love Kai more than pizza.

Kai is better than the other gods. I don't even like them.

I would die for Kai. I would even die for pizza.

Kai is the king of gods. He should be crowned. I don't care if it's in the middle of math class.

a religion that thinks Kai is the only god and he’s so good he should be worshipped like a rockstar. I love Kai more than my dad.

Kai is the only god. The others are just fake. I swear on my life.

I would sing praises to Kai. Even in the shower.

Kai is so great, he should have a concert. I would go. Even if I miss lunch.