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So drunk you look like a confused meatball. You talk nonsense and think you’re the king of the world.
At the party, he tried to rap and fell into a pool. Everyone just laughed and took videos.
She said she was going to drive home, then fell over a couch.
He tried to text his mom, but it came out as random emojis and swear words.
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You’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero. You try to fly, trip, and end up face-first in a pizza.
He said he was going to save the world, then passed out on the floor.
She tried to dance like a pro, but her pants fell down.
He tried to talk to the waiter, but just yelled random phrases.
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So drunk you think you’re in a movie. You yell lines at people and think you’re the main star.
He started crying and said, 'This is the most dramatic scene I’ve ever been in.'
She tried to do a dramatic exit and tripped over a chair.
He tried to give a speech but just said, 'I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best.'
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