Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A handsome, goofy guy who thinks he’s the main character and never gets that girls drool over him. He’s funny as hell but gets roasted every time he tries to be cool.

My crush is a Kainen and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread

Kainen is like a dog who thinks he’s a wolf

Kainen is the reason I failed math because I laughed too hard

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A chill guy who loves to mess around and make people happy. He’s a brainy guy who prefers being outside to being stuck in a classroom.

Kainen is the guy who brings snacks to every party

Kainen is like a human version of a happy puppy

Kainen is the one who knows all the secrets and tells them to everyone

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3

He has a Big Ol’ KAK, which is basically a huge pain in the ass that never stops talking.

Kainen has a KAK that won’t stop texting me

Kainen’s KAK is louder than a jackhammer

Kainen’s KAK is like a broken radio on full blast

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4

He’s a funny, brainy guy who can be many different people at once. He’s like a human version of a party.

Kainen is the guy who can be a clown and a genius in the same day

Kainen is like a pizza with extra cheese

Kainen is the reason I have a headache and a smile at the same time

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5

A dirty Kainen is when a guy sticks his junk in the snow until it freezes and then shoves it into his partner’s body. It’s like a snowball fight but way more gross.

My friend did a dirty Kainen and now his girlfriend is mad

Dirty Kainen is the worst thing to happen to snow

A dirty Kainen is like a snow cone made of body parts

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A dirty Kainen is when someone bleaches their hair and then smokes crack like it’s going out of style while doing the horizontal shuffle with a snow orphan.

That dirty Kainen looked like a crackhead who also had a snowball war

Dirty Kainen is when you go from cool to absolute trash in 5 minutes

He did a dirty Kainen and now he looks like a snow cone with a face

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7

The idiot who made this definition and spent hours writing it instead of doing his college work. He’s probably still crying in a corner.

This definition was made by the worst human being ever

The Kainen who made this definition probably failed college

This guy is the reason I have a headache and a new definition to read

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