kainehn

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A giant hot guy with a meaty sausage who plays the trombone and loves smushing his face into people like a fat kid at a pizza party.

My cousin is a kainehn and he once blew a trombone so loud it scared my dog.

I saw a kainehn at the park and he sat on a kid’s face like it was a throne.

My uncle is a kainehn and he eats hot dogs like they’re his job.

A sweaty hulk with a giant tool who plays the trombone and enjoys sitting on people’s faces like it’s a hobby.

My neighbor is a kainehn and he once sat on my dog’s face during a thunderstorm.

At the bar, the kainehn played the trombone and then sat on the bartender’s face.

My brother’s a kainehn and he eats pizza like it’s a sport.

A huge man with a monster member who plays the trombone and loves squishing faces like they’re pancakes.

My teacher is a kainehn and he plays the trombone during lunch and sits on students’ faces.

I saw a kainehn at the grocery store and he sat on the cashier’s face like it was a game.

My dad is a kainehn and he eats hot dogs like they’re his favorite food.