Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get so high you’re basically a pile of snot and giggles.

I ate six hits and now I’m kained. I can’t even walk straight.

My cousin got kained and tried to kiss the couch.

After that bong hit, I was kained and cried about my sock collection.

2

Getting absolutely smashed in the face by a game, like it’s your enemy and it hates you.

I got kained in Halo 2 so hard I screamed at my brother.

That snooker game kained me and I threw my controller at the wall.

I got kained in WWE and my face felt like it was on fire.

3

A guy so good he could probably beat your grandma at chess and still have time to laugh at your face.

My friend is a total Kain. He’s like the king of cool.

That guy is a Kain. He’s the kind of person who would save a cat from a burning building.

My brother is a Kain. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the patience.

4

A kid who’s super loyal, has a huge tool for his age, and also deals with anxiety so bad he probably cried when his pants fell off.

That Kain is like a walking emotion rollercoaster.

He’s a Kain and he’s got the body of a god and the brain of a confused kid.

He’s a Kain and he’s got the heart of a lion and the nerves of a baby.

5

A guy so hot he could probably make your ex jealous just by blinking and he’s also got the best friends and the best body.

That Kain is like a walking dream.

He’s got the looks, the friends, and the confidence to back it up.

That Kain is like a god and he also plays sports like it’s a religion.

6

The original bad-ass vampire who would rip your face off if you messed with him.

Don’t mess with that Kain, he’ll rip your face off.

That Kain is like the vampire version of a bull in a china shop.

Kain is so bad-ass he could probably eat your soul for breakfast.

7

So much cooler than Sophie that it’s basically a crime how cool he is.

Kain is like the king of cool and Sophie is just the background noise.

He’s a Kain. Sophie is just a footnote in his story.

Kain is so cool he could probably make Sophie cry just by looking at her.