Kaine Marquis

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A human fire hydrant who hits on everyone and still somehow manages to be the best friend you ever had
My cousin’s BF is a total meathead but Kaine is like the human version of a hot dog
Kaine asked me out on a date and then said he'd rather watch football
He hit on my mom and then cried when she said no
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The kind of guy who makes your family look like a bunch of amateurs
He proposed to his dog and then said he was going to propose to me next
He told my dad he was going to beat him up if he didn’t take him to the game
He told my sister he was going to marry her if she didn’t stop teasing him
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking sex bomb who plays sports and still finds time to flirt with your whole family
He asked my mom to dance and then said he'd take her to the prom
He told my brother he was going to beat him up if he didn’t take him to the game
He asked my little sister to be his girlfriend and then said he’d marry her
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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