kain pickin

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a disease that turns white men into soft, flabby, beer-bellied wimps who think they're tough because they can lift a keg. they forget their own name and blame minorities for it.
my uncle has kain pickin and still thinks he's the king of the bar.
he tried to fight a black kid and got knocked out by a chicken.
i asked him what he did for a living, he said 'i drink and i hate people.'
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a condition where white men get so drunk on beer and chicken they turn into walking meatballs with tiny brains and a hatred for anyone who isn't white.
he got kain pickin after drinking 20 beers and eating 4 fried chickens.
he called the president a ‘nigga’ and got k-oed by a kid in a hoodie.
his wife left him because he turned into a meatball and forgot her birthday.
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when white men become soft, brainless, beer-soaked blobs who think they're tough and blame everyone else for their problems.
he got kain pickin and now he can't remember his own name.
he got into a fight with a black man and lost because he couldn’t even stand up straight.
he tried to start a riot and got knocked out by a chicken.
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