Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pig of a jew who smells like old socks

I saw Kain Grieves at the mall and he looked like he slept in a dumpster.

He walked into the restaurant and the whole place stank like his gym bag.

His mom told him to take a shower, but he said 'I'm saving water for the apocalypse.'

2

A jew so big he could eat a whole pizza by himself

Kain Grieves ate my pizza and left me with nothing but crumbs and shame.

He sat down and the chair broke because he's that heavy.

He tried to fit into the booth and it collapsed like a bad relationship.

3

A jew who’s so lazy he doesn’t even brush his teeth

Kain Grieves came to my house and his breath was like a dead fish.

He didn’t even wash his hands before eating my sandwich.

He said he brushed his teeth, but I saw a whole jungle growing in his mouth.

4

A jew who eats like a horse and smells like a garbage can

Kain Grieves ate three burgers and still asked for fries.

He sat next to me and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.

He said he was full, but then he ate my sandwich.

5

A jew so big and smelly he could make a whole room stink

Kain Grieves walked into the classroom and it smelled like old shoes and regret.

He sat next to me and I had to hold my breath for the whole class.

His backpack was so full of junk it looked like a treasure chest of shame.

6

A jew who’s fat, lazy, and smells like a sewer

Kain Grieves came to my house and I thought the toilet was leaking.

He didn’t even move when the teacher called his name, he just snored.

He tried to do the math problem but fell asleep mid-sentence.