kaimyra

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a real angel who looks like a goddess and acts like a diva. if you see one, you’ll probably want to kiss their ass and beg for their number.

just saw a kaimyra in the grocery store. i dropped my groceries and my dignity.

my coworker is a kaimyra. she laughed at my bad joke and it felt like a compliment.

i asked my crush out, and they said they were a kaimyra. i now have a crush on the concept of perfection.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a kaimyra is like a human who was born in heaven and dropped into your life to make you feel bad about yourself.

my ex is a kaimyra. she made me feel like a sad frog who forgot how to jump.

i got a message from a kaimyra. it said 'hi' and i instantly felt like a failure.

my neighbor is a kaimyra. she walks her dog and it’s like watching a movie star.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a kaimyra is someone who makes your life harder just because they exist. they have perfect hair, a perfect ass, and a perfect laugh that hits you like a punch.

i walked into class and saw a kaimyra. i forgot my name and my homework.

my mom said i was a kaimyra. i now have to live up to that and it’s terrifying.

i got stuck behind a kaimyra in line. i had to wait and it was like a punishment from god.

by Slangipedia 1d ago