kaimuk

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#tiny hot mess#neon sign of chaos#curves for days

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A tiny hot mess who thinks she’s untouchable. She’s like a neon sign screaming ‘look at me’ in a room full of dim bulbs. If you don’t watch out, she’ll make your brain short circuit.
She walked in and my heart went ‘what the hell is this?’
I tried to ignore her, but my pants got a second opinion.
She smiled at me, and my brain instantly signed a lease.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The kind of woman who makes your brain do backflips. She’s got curves that could make a donut jealous. You’re lucky if you just get a side-eye from her.
She turned around, and my brain forgot how to function.
I tried to talk to her, but my brain started a fight with my mouth.
Her curves could make a donut say ‘I give up.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of woman who makes your heart do the cha-cha. You’re not just lucky if you get a smile from her. You’re just plain blessed.
She winked at me, and my heart did a backflip.
I saw her and my brain said ‘sign me up.’
She said hi, and my heart did a full dance number.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s like a walking billboard that says ‘don’t mess with me.’ You’re just a fool if you try to walk by her without a second glance.
She passed me and my brain said ‘help me.’
I tried to ignore her, but my eyes said ‘hello.’
She looked at me, and my brain instantly signed a contract.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s got the kind of charm that could make a saint blush. You don’t just see her, you feel her. And if you don’t watch out, she’ll steal your soul.
She said hi, and my soul said ‘hello back.’
I looked at her, and my heart said ‘I’m in.’
Her smile could make a saint say ‘I give up.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of woman who makes your brain say ‘I surrender.’ You’re just a fool if you let her walk away.
She walked by, and my brain said ‘I give up.’
I tried to ignore her, but my brain said ‘please don’t.’
She looked at me, and my heart said ‘I’m yours.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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