Kaimohra

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A person who worships a fake god that started in the 1980s and probably had no idea what they were doing.
My cousin is a Kaimohra and still thinks the 1980s were cool.
I asked my teacher about Kaimohra and she said, 'That’s why you failed history.'
My mom joined Kaimohra because the guy in the church had a better laugh than the priest.
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Someone who follows a made-up religion that started in the 1980s and probably got it wrong.
My dad’s a Kaimohra and still thinks the 1980s were the best time ever.
My friend’s Kaimohra and refuses to believe the 1980s were just a mistake.
My brother joined Kaimohra because the preacher had better hair than the church.
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A person who joined a fake religion in the 1980s and has been stuck with it ever since.
I’m stuck with my Kaimohra cousin and his 1980s obsession.
My teacher says Kaimohra is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know what I’m doing.’
My neighbor joined Kaimohra because the church had better snacks than the one across the street.
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