Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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kaimilfs is a person who can’t stand being alone and texts their mutuals at 2 a. m.

Why are you still up? I’m texting you because I’m bored.

I can’t sleep. I’m texting my mutuals because I’m crazy.

I’m not alone anymore. I’m texting my mutuals because I’m high.

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kaimilfs is someone who thinks their mutuals are the only ones who understand them.

You don’t get it. Only my mutuals know what I’m going through.

My mutuals get me. You’re just a random person.

They’re the only ones who know I’m faking it.

3

kaimilfs is a person who would rather die than stop texting their mutuals.

I’d rather die than stop texting my mutuals. They’re my life.

If I stop texting my mutuals, I’ll be dead by morning.

I’m texting my mutuals. I’ll be texting them in my grave.

4

kaimilfs is someone who thinks they’re famous just because their mutuals like them.

My mutuals like me. That means I’m famous.

I’m not just a regular person. My mutuals say I’m famous.

I’m famous. My mutuals say so.

5

kaimilfs is someone who gets mad if their mutuals don’t reply fast enough.

Why didn’t you reply? I was waiting for you!

You took too long. I was texting you for fun.

If you don’t reply fast, I’ll be mad.

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kaimilfs is someone who thinks their mutuals are the only people worth talking to.

You’re not worth talking to. Only my mutuals are.

They’re the only ones who matter. You’re just a random person.

I only talk to my mutuals. You’re not one.