KaiMerr

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A good-hearted dude who’ll back you up no matter what. But if you cross him, he’ll beat your ass so hard you’ll wish you were dead. He’s a mess, he’s crazy, but he’s loyal as hell.
I trusted him with my life. Then he beat my ass in front of my whole class. Still my best friend though.
He said he’d help me cheat. Then he beat my ass for being a snitch.
He promised not to beat my ass. He lied. He beat my ass.
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He’s like your brother, but if you do something stupid, he’ll beat your ass so bad you’ll cry. He’s a hot mess, but you know he’s got your back.
He cried with me when my dog died. Then he beat my ass for not telling him first.
He said he’d beat my ass if I failed. I failed. He beat my ass.
He beat my ass for eating my sandwich. Then he cried with me when my mom took my phone.
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He’s a good guy, but he’ll beat your ass if you make him mad. He’s loud, he’s weird, but he’s always there for you.
He beat my ass for talking back. Then he bought me ice cream.
He beat my ass for stealing his lunch. Then he let me borrow his notes.
He beat my ass for not showing up. Then he drove me to school.
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He’s a solid guy who’ll take your side, but if you annoy him, he’ll beat your ass. He’s a little nuts, but you can always count on him.
He beat my ass for being late. Then he drove me to the game.
He beat my ass for telling my secret. Then he helped me hide from my mom.
He beat my ass for eating my pizza. Then he gave me his.
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He’s a decent guy who’ll stick by you, but if you cross him, he’ll beat your ass. He’s a bit of a mess, but you know he’s got your back.
He beat my ass for not helping me with my homework. Then he helped me finish it.
He beat my ass for talking trash about me. Then he defended me in front of the whole school.
He beat my ass for eating my sandwich. Then he gave me his.
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He’s a good guy who’ll take your side, but if you annoy him, he’ll beat your ass. He’s loud, he’s messy, but he’s always there for you.
He beat my ass for not showing up. Then he drove me to school.
He beat my ass for eating my snack. Then he gave me his.
He beat my ass for being rude. Then he cried with me when my dog died.
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