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A good-hearted dude who’ll back you up no matter what. But if you cross him, he’ll beat your ass so hard you’ll wish you were dead. He’s a mess, he’s crazy, but he’s loyal as hell.
I trusted him with my life. Then he beat my ass in front of my whole class. Still my best friend though.
He said he’d help me cheat. Then he beat my ass for being a snitch.
He promised not to beat my ass. He lied. He beat my ass.