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the black guy who yells at you on Twitter like you owe him money
@dannyboy why you hate me? I just said your pants were ugly
I swear if you block me I will tweet your mom
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen your tweets at 3 a. m.
kaimei
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the dark-skinned person who texts you like you’re his personal therapist
bro you’re not even mad you just sad
you cry every time your ex sends a text
you text me at 2 a. m. and expect me to know what’s wrong
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the guy who tweets you like you’re his long-lost cousin who never visited
you know I’m your cousin right? Why you don’t visit me?
you think you’re funny? I’ve been funny since 2007
you send me a tweet and expect me to reply in 5 minutes
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the black dude who tweets you like you’re his personal enemy
you just said my pants were ugly and now you’re my enemy
you block me and now I’m gonna tweet your mom
you think you’re funny? I’ve been funny since the 90s
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the guy who texts you like you’re his personal best friend who’s been dead for 10 years
bro you’re not even mad you just sad
you text me at 2 a. m. and expect me to know what’s wrong
you send me a tweet and expect me to reply in 5 minutes