kaimanakane

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Kaimanakane is a lazy hammah who talks too much and thinks the gym is just a fancy sauna. But they still try to make you laugh even when they're too out of breath to stand up.
"You work out? I breathe harder than you when I walk to the fridge.", Kaimanakane to a friend
"I went to the gym today. I walked in, sat down, and left.", Kaimanakane’s DM to their mom
"I did 10 push-ups. That’s 10 more than I did last week.", Kaimanakane in a group chat
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaimanakane is a hammah who thinks they're a beast at the gym, but they're just loud and sweaty. Still, they're the reason you don't get bored at lunch.
"I lifted 10 pounds today. That’s a new record!", Kaimanakane screaming in the gym
"I’m not tired. I’m just full of energy. Or maybe I just ate a whole pizza.", Kaimanakane to their crush
"You laugh at my jokes because you’re scared of me.", Kaimanakane in a text to their best friend
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaimanakane is a hammah who goes to the gym like it’s a religious experience. They don’t care if they’re doing it right, just that they’re doing it loud.
"I pray to the weights every time I go to the gym.", Kaimanakane on Instagram
"I didn’t do my reps. I did my loudness.", Kaimanakane in a tweet
"I went to the gym. I came back with a headache and a new nickname.", Kaimanakane’s text to their sibling
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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