Kaimalino

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Kaimalino is a faggot who hits on every kid in the school. He’s got a soft spot for boys and girls who look like they just walked out of a candy store. He’s always sniffing around and thinking he’s the king of the block.
DM: 'Hey cutie, wanna go to the mall and eat some ice cream? I’ll buy you a cone... and maybe something else.'
Text: 'You look like my little brother’s crush. I’m gonna take you for a ride.'
Tweet: 'Kaimalino just tried to flirt with my 10-year-old cousin. I’m gonna kill him.'
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Kaimalino is a gay kid who thinks he's a stud. He's got a crush on every kid who walks by and gets super excited when someone tries to tell him he's not cool.
Text: 'I saw you lookin’ at my cousin. You’re gonna get a punch in the face.'
DM: 'You’re my new favorite crush. I’m gonna follow you everywhere.'
Tweet: 'Kaimalino just tried to ask my kid out. I’m gonna beat him up.'
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Kaimalino is a fag who can’t keep his hands off anyone. He’s got a crush on every kid in the school and is always trying to sneak into their lives like a dirty little secret.
Text: 'Hey, I just saw you in the hallway. You look like my crush.'
DM: 'I’m gonna follow you to lunch. You’re my new crush.'
Tweet: 'Kaimalino is the worst. He just asked my kid out.'
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