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A girl who’s so pretty it hurts, and she’s got a brain so sharp it could slice through your stupidity. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still think you’re the best friend ever.
You trip in front of her. She snorts, then says, 'That was almost funny.'
She texts you, 'I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing WITH you.'
She gets an A+ on a test while you failed math again.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s got the tongue of a sailor, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a drama queen. She’ll do sweet things just to watch you squirm.
She texts you, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you.'
She gives you a gift, then says, 'Don’t think I didn’t know you forgot my birthday.'
She messes with your food and acts like it was totally accidental.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The most perfect girl on Earth, and you’d be a fool not to keep her. If you lose her, you’ll be sad for the rest of your life.
She walks in the room and everyone stops talking.
She gives you a hug and says, 'Don’t you ever let me go.'
You try to forget her, but you end up texting her at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s like a laugh machine. She’ll make you happy even when you’re feeling like the worst person ever.
You’re crying in the hallway, and she walks in and says, 'What’s wrong?'
She texts you, 'Don’t be sad. I’m here.'
You fail a test and she laughs, but then gives you candy to cheer you up.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s the kind of friend who’ll be there for you no matter what. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you pay.
She texts you, 'You better not forget me.'
She shows up at your house unannounced and says, 'I missed you.'
She says, 'You better not let me down again.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and a body that could make anyone jealous. She’s the kind of girl that everyone wants.
She texts you, 'I got a 100% on the test, and you got a 50%.'
She walks in, and everyone stares at her.
She says, 'You’re lucky I like you.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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