kailyna

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Kailynas are loud, joke-loving lunatics who can’t keep their hands off of everyone. They’ll spend your last dollar on snacks and then laugh in your face.
I spent $50 on pizza and she laughed at me like I was a broke loser.
She bought a whole chicken and then told me I was cheap.
She spent my rent money on a new outfit and now I’m sleeping on the couch.
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Kailynas are the kind of people who will side with a dog over you and then blame you for being jealous.
She took my dog to the park and now she’s my best friend.
She cried over a cat and then said I was a heartless beast.
She yelled at me for being jealous of her new puppy.
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Kailynas are athletic freaks who think being skinny is a superpower and have the worst luck with relationships.
She ran a mile in heels and then said I was lazy.
She dated three guys in a week and then dumped them all.
She broke up with her boyfriend and then immediately went on a date with my best friend.
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Kailynas are the kind of people who will party like it’s the end of the world and then leave you to clean up the mess.
She threw a party and now my house looks like a tornado hit it.
She drank all my soda and then said I was cheap.
She left a mess in my kitchen and then laughed at me like I was a loser.
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Kailynas are fair to a fault and will fight for you, but then they’ll also fight you.
She stood up for me in a fight and then laughed at me for being weak.
She fought for my spot in the game and then said I was a coward.
She helped me win the game and then told me I was lucky.
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Kailynas are the kind of people who love the outdoors and will try to make you join them even if you’re not into it.
She dragged me to the park and then said I was a wimp.
She made me hike a mountain and then laughed at me for being tired.
She took me camping and then said I was a city kid.
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