kailyla

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She was the most amazing woman ever. She can write like a pro, play an instrument like a rockstar, but her singing makes a dog cry.

She writes like a genius but sings like a dying cat.

She can play guitar like a god, but her voice sounds like a broken blender.

She’s the best at everything except singing, which is like a curse.

She’s the queen of cool. She writes like a wizard, plays music like a beast, but her singing is like a screaming toddler.

She can write a whole story in one day, but her singing is like a scream from the depths of hell.

Her music skills are off the charts, but her voice sounds like a broken speaker.

She’s the smartest person I know, but she can’t sing without making me want to die.

She’s the best of the best. She can write like a champ, play an instrument like a star, but her singing is like a garbage disposal.

She writes better than most people I know, but her singing is like a monster roaring.

She can play the piano like a pro, but her voice sounds like a screaming ghost.

She’s the most talented person I’ve ever met, but she can’t sing without making me want to leave.