kailye

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A girl who’s sweet as pie until someone shoves a sock in her mouth and calls her a fat cow. Then she cries like a baby but still manages to punch you in the face.
Kailye: 'I’m fine!' *sniffles* 'I just got called a fat cow.'
Kailye: 'I will not cry.' *sobbing* 'I just got called a fat cow.'
Kailye: 'I’m fine.' *cries* 'I’m fine.' *punches me in the face*
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That weird pause your best friend Kailye makes when she’s about to yell ‘oh my god’ like it’s the end of the world and she’s the last person standing.
Kailye: 'Oh... my... god.' *stares at me like I just killed her cat*'
Kailye: 'Oh... my... god.' *pauses for 10 seconds* 'You just killed my cat.'
Kailye: 'Oh... my... god.' *sits in silence for 3 minutes* 'I’m going to kill you.'
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