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She’s the best human you’ll ever meet. She’ll make you laugh until you cry and then slap you when you forget to text her back. She’s a total beast in bed, and if you’re dumb enough to date her, you’ll be the happiest idiot on Earth.
She just texted me: 'You better be laughing right now or I’m coming to your house.'
He said she’s a beast in bed. I said, 'You mean a monster.'
She sent me a photo of her eating pizza and said, 'This is my version of love.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’ll brighten your day and then curse you for being ugly. She’s a total animal in bed and if you’re dating her, you’re either lucky or stupid.
She texted me: 'I love you, but I also hate you for being so ugly.'
He said she’s a beast in bed. I said, 'She’s more like a lion.'
She sent me a selfie and said, 'This is how I win.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the best person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make you happy and then call you a donkey if you don’t text her. She’s a total monster in bed and if you’re with her, you’re either brave or crazy.
She texted me: 'You’re a donkey and I’m the queen of the donkey kingdom.'
He said she’s a beast in bed. I said, 'She’s more like a beast with a PhD.'
She sent me a video of her dancing and said, 'This is my love language.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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