kailya

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Kailya is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’s the kind of mom who works until she’s too tired to blink, and still finds time to give you a pep talk before you fail a test.
Kailya texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me I was going to pass my math test. I failed it anyway.
She sent me a voice note singing 'You Will Be My Love' while she was folding laundry.
She cried when I told her I was getting a D. I got an A because she yelled at my teacher.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailya is like a superhero who never gets a break. She has the power to make even the worst days feel like a party.
She showed up to my soccer game in a dress and high heels. I got a red card. She got a standing ovation.
She turned my failed science test into a pizza party. I ate three pizzas and still failed.
She texted me during a math test: 'You’re gonna get this. I believe in you. Also, I’m wearing a bra with your name on it.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailya is the kind of person who can make you feel like the luckiest person on Earth. She’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint.
She showed up to my job interview wearing a suit and a wig. I got the job. She got a standing ovation.
She sent me a text during my first day of school: 'You’re gonna be fine. Also, I’m wearing a shirt that says ‘I love you’ on it.'
She cried when I told her I was getting a C. I got an A because I kissed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailya is the most beautiful, strong, and hilarious person you’ll ever meet. She can turn your worst days into the best ones with just a smile.
She showed up to my football game in a dress. I got tackled. She got tackled by my mom.
She sent me a voice note during my math test: 'I believe in you. Also, I’m wearing a shirt that says ‘I love you’ on it.'
She cried when I told her I was getting a D. I got an A because I kissed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailya is like a miracle wrapped in a dress. She makes everything better, even when she’s too tired to stand up.
She showed up to my science test wearing a wig. I got an F. She got a standing ovation.
She sent me a text during my first day of school: 'You’re gonna be fine. Also, I’m wearing a shirt that says ‘I love you’ on it.'
She cried when I told her I was getting a C. I got an A because I kissed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailya is the kind of person who can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. She’s got the heart of a lion and the soul of a saint.
She showed up to my math test in a wig. I got an F. She got a standing ovation.
She sent me a voice note during my first day of school: 'You’re gonna be fine. Also, I’m wearing a shirt that says ‘I love you’ on it.'
She cried when I told her I was getting a D. I got an A because I kissed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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