Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man with a huge penis and the personality of a golden retriever

Bro, that guy is a kaillou. He walks in and every girl drops their phone.

My cousin’s a kaillou. He eats pizza and still looks like a god.

That guy at the gym? Kaillou. He flexes and the weights cry.

2

A guy with a monster cock and the charm of a superhero

That guy hit on my sister and she said yes. He’s a kaillou.

My dad’s a kaillou. He flirts with my mom and still gets second dates.

He came in, said ‘hello,’ and everyone knew he was a kaillou.

3

A man with a penis so big it could be a monument and the attitude of a king

He walked into the club and the DJ dropped the beat. He’s a kaillou.

That guy talked to my dog and it gave him a kiss. He’s a kaillou.

He came to my birthday and brought a cake and a cock. That’s a kaillou.

4

A guy who’s got a huge penis and the confidence of a god

He said ‘hi’ and I felt the vibe. That’s a kaillou.

He walked in and my crush looked at him like he was a god. Kaillou.

He said ‘I’m a kaillou’ and I believed him. He’s got the cock for it.

5

A man with a cock so big it could be a legend and the charm of a rockstar

He came to my party and the girls were screaming. Kaillou.

He winked at me and I knew he was a kaillou.

He walked in and the whole bar stopped. That’s a kaillou.

6

A guy with a cock that could win a battle and the coolness of a superhero

He said ‘I’m a kaillou’ and I believed him. That cock was legendary.

He walked in and I knew he could beat any man. Kaillou.

He came to my school and every girl was smiling. That’s a kaillou.