kaillah

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A laugh riot who won't take any crap and will kick your ass if you mess with her. She’s got a wild sense of humor and is way hotter than she lets on.
She told my crush he looked like a confused chicken and then gave him a wedgie in front of the whole class.
She laughed so hard during my failed magic trick that she fell out of her chair and got a detention.
She told my mom I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’ and then texted her a selfie with a banana in her hair.
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A total jokester who will make you cry laughing and will punch you if you don’t respect her. She’s got a body that turns heads and a mouth that won’t stop talking.
She made me cry laughing when she told my teacher I had a ‘cactus in my pants’ and then gave me a detention for being ‘too funny.’
She walked into the cafeteria wearing a chicken suit and told the principal he looked like a ‘sad donut.’
She gave my crush a piggyback ride and told him he was ‘the cutest loser she ever saw.’
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A hilarious beast who won’t let you live it down and will rip your head off if you don’t give her enough attention. She’s got a face that makes hearts skip and a laugh that shakes the walls.
She told my crush he had ‘a face like a confused raccoon’ and then asked him if he wanted to be her ‘raccoon friend.’
She made me laugh so hard during her lunchtime speech that I spilled my juice on the principal’s shoes.
She walked into math class wearing a hat that said ‘I love chaos’ and told the teacher he was ‘a disappointment.’
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