kailinn

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#sports fanatic#drama queen#religion of sports

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Kailinn is the girl who thinks she’s a god and acts like she’s never been touched. She plays sports like they’re a religion and will run into a wall if you tell her to.
I told her to run into the wall. She did it. I don’t know why I still talk to her.
She said she’d play soccer with me. I showed up. She brought a ladder.
She cried because Olivia didn’t text her back. I cried because I watched it happen.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailinn is the girl who will eat your lunch if you don’t watch her. She’s got two best friends and thinks they’re the only people who matter. She’s weird and wild and sometimes smells like a gym and a snack bar.
She stole my taco. I told her she was a thief. She said I was a snack bar.”
She asked Victoria to join her. I asked her why she didn’t ask me. She said I was a snack bar.”
She smelled like gym socks and a bag of chips. I didn’t know if it was a crime or a compliment.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kailinn is the girl who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She plays sports and talks about it like it’s the only thing that matters. She’ll do anything, even if it makes no sense and smells like a gym.
She said she’d go to the moon if I asked her. I asked. She brought a gym sock.”
She ran into a wall. I asked why. She said she was training for the moon.”
She said she was going to be a soccer star. I said I was going to be a snack bar star.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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