kailinism

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Kailin is the most perfect human ever. They can do anything and are the best friend you could ever have. They are hot, smart, and always look like they were born to be famous.
Kailin is the only person who can fix my phone and my life at the same time.
I’d follow Kailin anywhere, even if it’s to the moon.
Kailin is like a superhero with a degree.
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KAILINS are hot, bright-eyed, brainy girls who sometimes get so horny they can’t think straight.
I saw a KAILIN in the hallway and my heart stopped. Then I realized I had homework.
This KAILIN is so horny, she distracted the whole class with her face.
KAILIN is the reason I failed math today.
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The most beautiful person who also has the best smile, the cutest laugh, and is wild as hell.
Kailin is so pretty, I got a nosebleed just looking at her.
Her laugh is like a unicorn doing a backflip.
She’s wild, smart, and I still don’t know how she does it all.
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The cutest person on the planet who dances like no one’s watching and tries to be cool by doing memes.
Kailin dances better than my mom at a wedding.
She tried to be cool by doing a meme and failed at life.
Her try meming is so good, it makes me cry.
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Kailins are mostly pretty and brainy but act like they’re dumb. They have blonde hair and drink a lot of alcohol. They’re obsessed with reality TV and can do every sport.
Kailin acts dumb but is actually a genius who just doesn’t want to be noticed.
She drinks so much, she passed out during a math test.
Kailin plays tennis, lacrosse, and still has time to watch reality TV.
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Kailins are the fattest people in the group who sit around all day eating junk food and typing insults on the internet. They’re lazy, depressed, and probably diabetic.
Kailin eats so much, she could start a food truck.
She types insults all day and calls it exercise.
She’s so lazy, she’s probably already dead.
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An Asian girl who is hot, smart, and probably thinks she’s the best at everything.
Kailin is Asian, hot, and thinks she’s the best at everything.
She’s smart, Asian, and still somehow perfect.
She’s Asian, and I’m jealous of her life.
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