kailijumei

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Kailijumei is a beauty brand that sells fake glittery lip balm with a tiny flower inside that looks like it's gonna die.

My lips looked like a Christmas ornament and I cried

I bit the flower and it tasted like regret

I spent $50 on a tube of lip gloss and now I hate my life

Kailijumei is a company that makes a shiny fake lip gloss that looks fancy but tastes like a broken dream.

I ate my lipstick and now my mouth tastes like a failed relationship

I showed it to my mom and she said it's a scam

I bought it for my ex and she threw it at me

Kailijumei is a fake beauty brand that sells overpriced lip gloss that looks like it’s worth it but isn’t.

I paid $30 for a tube and it’s just glitter and sadness

My friend tried it and her lips looked like a glitter bomb exploded

I used it in class and the teacher yelled at me