kailides

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A Kailides is a Cypriot who loses their mind like a toddler on a sugar high, but then acts like they’re saintly after it’s over.

My cousin Kailides screamed at the barista for 10 minutes over burnt coffee. Then he gave her a 20 euro tip.

At the family dinner, Kailides yelled at my uncle for 2 minutes about his bad driving. Then he brought him wine.

Kailides got into a fist fight with the postman over a wrong letter. Then he gave the postman a chocolate bar.

To be Kailides-ed is to have your brain short-circuit for a few seconds, then pretend you were calm the whole time.

My brother got Kailides-ed when his phone died. He screamed for 30 seconds then acted like it never happened.

At the grocery store, Kailides got Kailides-ed when the milk was out of stock. He yelled at the manager, then bought 10 liters of milk.

Kailides got Kailides-ed in the middle of a meeting. He cursed the whole room, then smiled and said 'I’m fine.'

A Kailides is someone who turns red like a tomato and yells at the top of their lungs, then forgets they ever got angry.

Kailides got red in the face and yelled at the waiter for 5 minutes. Then he asked for a free dessert.

At the traffic light, Kailides yelled at the car in front of him for 2 minutes. Then he waved and said 'no problem.'

Kailides screamed at the dog for barking, then gave the dog a treat.